BEARING IN MIND HIS BACK CATALOGUE, it may not be
too surprising to learn that Andy Partridge is an assiduous recycler. In the
front garden of his terraced two-up two-down in Swindon's Old Town, two plastic
boxes await collection, their contents betraying a fancy for outré
health-giving beverages: organic vegetable juice, elderflower cordial and
something called Eskimo 3. XTC's 49-year-old head honcho has yet to arrive,
but MOJO receives a long inquisitive stare from the group's other mainstay;
Colin Moulding, as he drives past in a battered white car.
Most people form bands to move out of their hometown. Partridge and Moulding
stayed behind - their retreat from pop life inextricably intertwined with the
1982 breakdown that saw Partridge terminate the group as a live entity.
Understandably, he's resistant to the notion that this alone accords him any
degree of eccentricity: "I have a problem with that tag, to be honest. To me,
eccentric means damaged. And thankfully; I'm not Syd Barrett and I'm definitely
not Michael Jackson. If the songs mythologise Swindon, then that's fine. But I
don't. I'm governed by my phobias and fears. And when you're like that, you're
comforted by what you know."
Partridge's world may be small, but seemingly it has everything he needs.
Freshly delivered parcels of American toy soldiers sit atop the kitchen table,
ready for a lick of paint. In the back garden is the studio where the baroque
English psychedelia of Apple Venus Vol. 1 was put together. It's here
too, that Partridge has been polishing a seemingly inexhaustible supply of
outtakes and unreleased songs spanning XTC's 25 years for a 10-CD project
called Fuzzy Warbles.
Moulding - whose profile in XTC seems to dwindle a little more with every
passing year - is conspicuous only by his absence from the entire project:
"That was unfortunate," says Partridge, "because he only opted out at the last
minute. He said he just felt his songs weren't good enough, although I don't
know if that wasn't the real reason. So sadly, I have to put it out under my
name.
"Colin seems to think that there's too much of this ‘revealing the
magic behind the songs’ going on. But for me, that is the magic. I'm not
that interested in watching a magician's act - but show me how the tricks are
done and brilliant! I just need to know how things work. I'm one of those
people who, if you give me something, I'm very tempted to take it
apart. Hahahaha! Give me a pet frog and I have to dissect it, I'm afraid!"
IT'S AT THIS POINT THAT MOJO FEELS compelled to
inform Partridge that he conforms very closely to the textbook psychological
profile of a serial killer - an only child with an uncommon interest in
dissecting things.
He briefly contemplates the notion. "I couldn't. It's too messy. Hahahaha!
The police had better not undo these floorboards!"
With plans to unleash two volumes of Fuzzy Warbles every six months,
XTC fans should brace themselves for a deluge of activity. Also undergoing
fine-tuning in the shed is a forthcoming album recorded with New York
avant-gardist Peter Blegvad. Loosely based on "the adventures of a modern day
Orpheus", Sparagmos sees Blegvad's sinister poetry brought to life by
Partridge's explosive jazz-noir arrangements. Thirty songs co-composed
"over the phone with Robert Schneider from Apples In Stereo" also await
completion.
Rather more surprising - considering Partridge's retreat from the mainstream
- are his recent writing sessions with chartpop composer du jour Cathy
Dennis. "Well, here's why I wanna do it," he declares, just a touch
defensively. "I wanna make some good money and I want to see if I can write
songs that are as good or better than the MOR material that set standards for
me when I was younger. It's OK existing in your little world, but ultimately
you need to lay down those old ghosts. You have to do something that can stand
next to Bacharach or Lennon & McCartney. I'm no longer interested in pop
stardom, but if I can up the quality of someone else's material and pay my rent
at the same time, then brilliant."
Robbie Williams could probably do with a hand. "I think he needs a hand and
a foot and every other organ you can mention. He's basically Norman Wisdom
isn't he? He should give me a call and I'll ruin his career like a shot!"